Passing a medical urine test

[Carbcon]

Well done sooty. And grats onn new job!

I remember doing one where the tester said there was a sign of cannabis but I passed.

Upon further questioning, she just said she could see a faint trace amount.

I blamed it on 2nd hand smoke.....

Still got the job

 

[Indy]

Top stuff, mate. No doubt it's duly earnt.

 

[R3za92]

Well, I can say the ultra mask stuff is good! I followed the instructions except the part of not taking alcohol or prescription medication 24-48 hrs before hand. Had to piss in a bottle while waiting in the car before medical, tested that piss when I got home and a very strong positive came up. Thought i was fucked, got email today with job contract happy days!
Ps: piss test was done spot on 2 hrs from ingesting drink

Tastes like ass but hey

 

[elsooto]

Well done sooty. And grats onn new job!

I remember doing one where the tester said there was a sign of cannabis but I passed.

Upon further questioning, she just said she could see a faint trace amount.

I blamed it on 2nd hand smoke.....

Still got the job

Why thank you, carb
I was worried cos this one sends piss to lab, wasn't meant to find out till Monday.

 

[elsooto]

Top stuff, mate. No doubt it's duly earnt.

Cheers, mate

 

[elsooto]

Tastes like ass but hey

Took a bit to get down when chugging it.. thought it was gonna come back up at one point lol

 

[Mellow oldfark]

Just pisses me off so much what people have to do to try and better them selves in life.
Why should we have to suffer for what we do in the privacy of our own home. Corporate kunts that are running the show have their brains full of coke!✌

 

[Carbcon]

I agree oldfark but sometimes these are just medicals to get the job with the company.

It's the client medicals you gotta watch. Certain jobs will require a test.

Some do lots, some don't.

I gave 3 years solid being alcohol tested every single day with a piss test every week or so.

There are so many retards now that lets just say that allowances are made if they think one of their star performers may fail a drug test.......

 

[Ganja Kaiser]

Lost one of the best jobs I've ever had because of a surprise medical back home. That one hurt for a while.

Well done Elsooto. Really bloody happy for you mate.

 

[Indy]

There are so many retards now that lets just say that allowances are made if they think one of their star performers may fail a drug test.......

I was one of those employee's at a couple of different jobs. I guess the difference to me than other colleges is that I saved my toking for after work ,and the bosses knew that, whereas others would rock up off their chops.

Always gave the best I could and was a team player that picked up where others were flailing when required. Probably why I earnt the respect of most.