Passing a medical urine test

[Indy]

Cheers Indy. This is to move on to a better job so don't wanna fuck up

Good stuff, mate.

 

[Pikey]

Last boss tried gingerly threatened me he'd make me do a piss test once, informed him to save it for someone else because i'd walk before i'd take the test. last time i ever heard it mentioned, lol. That was a while back 'n it's a different world today.

All the best with it, Soot.

Ha, ha... snap! I have the same go to... I tell 'em they need me more than I need them. I can go get another job, working for some other prick for same money tomorrow... they don't have much to say after that... surprisingly I've never been fired!

Back in 2011 I got told by my boss I was allocated to work on the BNE airport upgrade & a piss test would be necessary. I told him I could piss him a rainbow if that would help... he didn't like my answer but he needed me there so it was arranged with the site foreman to give me a heads up to be "late" on the days the random tests where taken. Being air-side though the Federales could hit us up for a random test whenever they felt the urge (did I mention I look a bit dodge)... I'd just disappear up some storm water lines or down a pit when I saw them coming... no confined spaces ticket/JSA = no entry for piglets. Worked a treat

 

[Gazza]

Pretty sure soots pissed it in

 

[elsooto]

Haha yeah it was a pass

 

[Gazza]

Just water mate ?

 

[elsooto]

A shit load, yes. And with fresh

 

[Ganja Kaiser]

So got the new job?

 

[elsooto]

So got the new job?

Nope! It was at a place that exported 80% of their product to China, bad timing

 

[Ganja Kaiser]

Nope! It was at a place that exported 80% of their product to China, bad timing

fark. sorry mate. always next time... just like a good grow.

 

[elsooto]

So, I'm in a bit of a pickle here. The job I went for a while back has come up again and I got a call from the company a week ago asking if I'd be interested still. Yep I am, told me my medical had just expired so have to do another one in the coming weeks. Thought that would be ok as I would stop smoking again and start smashing the water. Got a call today and have to do the medical this Thursday arvo... shit balls!
Have had like 2 cones in the last week so no chance of passing that quick.
Seems I have 2 options.. get to a hydro shop tomorrow an grab a couple bottles of the masking stuff at $80 each, or find someone to donate some clean piss and try that avenue ? Think the masking stuff might be the go

 

[Gazza]

Yeah mate I rekon go the masking agent.

 

[Ganja Kaiser]

Good luck mate. Hope you do alright.

 

[Sedge]

Good luck for the job .

 

[elsooto]

Yeah mate I rekon go the masking agent.

I'll get a couple bottles, test after the first one an go from there I guess. I would like to know the directions tho, if you have to drink them a certain time before the test that might cause issues as I don't know if the medical will go the same as last time.. had to see 3 different people an hour apart

 

[elsooto]

Good luck mate. Hope you do alright.

Thanks man

 

[elsooto]

Good luck for the job .

Cheers sedge

 

[R3za92]

So, I'm in a bit of a pickle here. The job I went for a while back has come up again and I got a call from the company a week ago asking if I'd be interested still. Yep I am, told me my medical had just expired so have to do another one in the coming weeks. Thought that would be ok as I would stop smoking again and start smashing the water. Got a call today and have to do the medical this Thursday arvo... shit balls!
Have had like 2 cones in the last week so no chance of passing that quick.
Seems I have 2 options.. get to a hydro shop tomorrow an grab a couple bottles of the masking stuff at $80 each, or find someone to donate some clean piss and try that avenue ? Think the masking stuff might be the go

Can confirm that stuff gaz linked kinda works. I just passed a medical for my new job, after 4 weeks clean I was still failing any test where I hadn’t smashed a fuckload of water down (which made my piss clear which sometimes is a fail depending on the testing companies procedures) and even than it was only just showing up as a negative. Masking agent Made my piss Fluro yellow but I passed with flying colours

 

[elsooto]

Can confirm that stuff gaz linked kinda works. I just passed a medical for my new job, after 4 weeks clean I was still failing any test where I hadn’t smashed a fuckload of water down (which made my piss clear which sometimes is a fail depending on the testing companies procedures) and even than it was only just showing up as a negative. Masking agent Made my piss Fluro yellow but I passed with flying colours

Can confirm that stuff gaz linked kinda works. I just passed a medical for my new job, after 4 weeks clean I was still failing any test where I hadn’t smashed a fuckload of water down (which made my piss clear which sometimes is a fail depending on the testing companies procedures) and even than it was only just showing up as a negative. Masking agent Made my piss Fluro yellow but I passed with flying colours

Thanks. Do you remember how long you had to have the drink before the test?

 

[R3za92]

Thanks. Do you remember how long you had to have the drink before the test?

Ya gotta skull the bottle and than refill it and neck that 15mins later. In the next 40 mins have 1-2 pisses and than your good for 4-5 hours apparently. 48 hours off the smoke before hand is advised.

most brands post their instructions online

 

[elsooto]

Ya gotta skull the bottle and than refill it and neck that 15mins later. In the next 40 mins have 1-2 pisses and than your good for 4-5 hours apparently. 48 hours off the smoke before hand is advised.

most brands post their instructions online

Excellent! Cheers reza