Stoner thought for the day ....

[The Stoned Jester]

Each time you light your lighter, your lighter gets lighter and lighter until it gets so light that it wont light anymore.

 

[Carbcon]

Put a can of coke on a scales and open it, watch the weight drop but you not drinking any.

Spooky

 

[HGO]

What Came first? The seed or the Flower

 

[Deleted member cpr]

The best thing about weed is...... Fuck, I forgot.

 

[Carbcon]

When on motorsickle
And up to speed
To turn left, you must steer right
To turn right, you must steer left

Spooky

 

[Aye Shroomer]

Go to bed with an itchy bum and you wake up with a smelly finger.

 

[Kloud9]

Why is the world ending in 2030 ?

 

[Gazza]

Why is the world ending in 2030 ?

Because I got high?

 

[Pedro de pacas]

dunno

 

[Kloud9]

Why is the world ending in 2030 ?

What is the 2030 Spike the global catastrophe

 

[Deleted member cpr]

Do we all see colours the same? For example, what I see as red might appear blue to another but we both call it yellow because that's what we were told as kids

 

[Kloud9]

Pissa, and yellow is my favorite colour

 

[Carbcon]

There's a water sports joke here somewhere

 

[Madmick]

Ever heard of a golden shower ?

 

[Carbcon]

I bet kloud has

 

[Kloud9]

 

[vostok]

Each time you light your lighter, your lighter gets lighter and lighter until it gets so light that it wont light anymore.

Strange I was talking electric cars today with a buddy and thought the same with petrol cars unlike electric that stay the same weight!

 

[Porky]

Strange I was talking electric cars today with a buddy and thought the same with petrol cars unlike electric that stay the same weight!

So a charged battery weights the same as a flat battery???
Does that mean electricity is weightless??

 

[Carbcon]

I think there is a weight difference.

With regard to petrol. Sure it gets lighter but most cars will surge under 3/4 of a tank of pushed correctly where it matters.

What's more concerning is the modern vehicles weights, fuel tank size and battery, alt and starter weights.

They getting heavier cos most cunts can't drive for shit

 

[Porky]

I think there is a weight difference.

With regard to petrol. Sure it gets lighter but most cars will surge under 3/4 of a tank of pushed correctly where it matters.

What's more concerning is the modern vehicles weights, fuel tank size and battery, alt and starter weights.

They getting heavier cos most cunts can't drive for shit

Ill test it out with a drill battery at work.