Back to the veg patch.

[elsooto]

Zucchini donga! Not from my garden, came from down the road...

 

[Sedge]

Take it to a sex shop

ask what they’ll pay.

 

[Pedro de pacas]

You blokes are like feral lesbians when ya see zucchinis or cucumbers lol

 

[smileysmoke]

nice work mate! make pickles!

 

[afghan bob]

I was gonna ask what they taste like when they that big
Before and after Sedge takes it 2 sex shop

Preferably before

 

[elsooto]

Zucchini donga! Not from my garden, came from down the road...
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Could of swore old mate said this thing was a zucchini. It's a fucking pumpkin!

 

[Joe Dirte]

Could of swore old mate said this thing was a zucchini. It's a fucking pumpkin! View attachment 11996

It's a tromboncino. Picked younger they are like a zucchini, left to mature they store and eat like a pumpkin

 

[elsooto]

It's a tromboncino. Picked younger they are like a zucchini, left to mature they store and eat like a pumpkin

Well there you go hey. A tranny tromzumpkin! Cheers @Joe Dirte, a lesson learnt

 

[afghan bob]

Best leave the Trombochini 4 Sedge 2 play with Soots

 

[Gazza]

Might have togo to the sex shop meself lol

 

[Sedge]

ha,,dildos and sunsets .

you must be a romantic Gazza.

 

[Gazza]

Treat em mean keep em keen is me saying mate

 

[Gazza]

Nah I’m a hopeless romantic, bought the mrs flowers not long ago I didn’t notice they were infested with ants, fuck did I get an ear full.

Spent a few grand on a ring, she fuckin hates it, it’s a card with cash that always wins out now.

 

[afghan bob]

Treat em mean keep em keen is me saying mate

Treat em mean break her spleen, with that one mate

Card with cash works on every generation......from lil kids 2 dear old grannies

 

[Joe Dirte]

Treat em mean break her spleen, with that one mate

Card with cash works on every generation......from lil kids 2 dear old grannies

Straight cash is even better, you can't feel more gangsta than rolling round with a wallet full of pineapples. Especially these days when most people especially kids hardly even handle money, it's good for there maths skills also

 

[Pikey]

Everything in the garden is getting washed out with all this rain. Surprisingly though the Bhut Jolokia is absolutely loving it. Gonna be a nice hall of the old bum burners

Grown from seed I brought back from India & will be saving some seed from these if anyone is keen

 

[Sugar]

Everything in the garden is getting washed out with all this rain. Surprisingly though the Bhut Jolokia is absolutely loving it. Gonna be a nice hall of the old bum burners

Grown from seed I brought back from India & will be saving some seed from these if anyone is keen


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very nice chillies Pikey
Do you grow weed?

 

[Joe Dirte]

Everything in the garden is getting washed out with all this rain. Surprisingly though the Bhut Jolokia is absolutely loving it. Gonna be a nice hall of the old bum burners

Classic my friends use to grow and sell chilli sauce made from the and called it 'bhut clencher'

 

[Anoma]

Nice chillis Pikey, I was also growing cayenne, bhut jolokia, and thai birds eyes. Cooked up 8 litres of Texas/Cinicinnati style chilli the other day.

 

[Mellow oldfark]

Holy stinging ring gear Anoma!
I know you will like the relish from these tomatillos, they didn't like that shitty weather but seemed to have pulled a decent yield.✌