Play-doh container

[Indy]

Just stick to getting half an oz, form it into the shape of a mono-brow and wear it. No one will cotton on..

 

[Kee Mao]

Just stick to getting half an oz, form it into the shape of a mono-brow and wear it. No one will cotton on..

Mr Potato head

 

[Harry bootlace]

Stuff an ounce in a condom,
Shove it up your arse and enjoy the ride home.

 

[Kee Mao]

Steal a jar from mum. Take a walk on the wild side.

 

[itchybro]

Why not?

do you know whats in deodorant ? neither do i but it most likely will end up on your buds , probably not a good idea to then set fire to it & suck the smoke into your lungs

do you own a lunch box thermos you could put buds in

cannabis smokers standard rule No:1 " Don't Ever Put Anyone Else At Risk For Your illegal Actions , Especically Ya Mum "

 

[Sedge]

24yrs = 14 yrs ?

 

[BigRobbo]

I reckon Sedge tha ledge is onto it.. if yer 24 and cant work out how to trick ya mum give the game away and go back to ya pokemon cardz or play pick a pronoun like the other kidz...

 

[Old fox]

First time smoker hey. Slippery slope son. Before you know it, you'll develop a Cal-mag dependence. There's no going back from that. Say NO to drugs.

 

[baxjr88]

Yeah

How much weed do you think would fit though, in grams?

Fill it up an way it that will be the best way ya Muppet

 

[Porky]

Alright, thanks. I'm just buying either an ounce tomorrow or half an ounce so I'm just wondering how to get it home without mum knowing, she's against me smoking even though I'm 24. I don't live in the same house, I just don't have a license anymore.

24 and worried about what ya mum thinks!!

 

[Porky]

Stuff an ounce in a condom,
Shove it up your arse and enjoy the ride home.

I went to a mates wedding in Fiji years ago!! Another mate was fucking this Philippino hooker and decided to bring her to this wedding. They still together funnily enough. Anyway we all arrive together and start asking the locals where we can get some buds on this tiny island and a lad says I'll bring some back tonight for yas! It's 9am after a flight so we just started drinking by the pool. Hour or so later me mate and his Philippino whore rock up to the pool bleeding from the eyes stoned as fuck!! The rest of us look at em and realise and say how the fuck are yous so stoned!! Me mate just lays back in his pool chair and says she stuck half an OZ up her cunt and a Q in her arse we got enough to last the whole trip!!
Needless to say we all went straight back to his room and had a choof while we waited for our Fiji leaf stem and a small amount of bud to arrive!!

 

[Stackr]

The moral: get yourself a Philippino hooker

 

[Merl1n]

Fill it up an way it...

way it?? He'd have to separate it from the curds first

 

[Pikey]

way it?? He'd have to separate it from the curds first

*whey