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George Pell very confused by heavenās fire and brimstone vibe
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Formerly alive Cardinal George Pell has today reported his surprise at the rather drab nature of the afterlife.
āItās a little different to how I pictured it but Iām sure this is where Iām meant to be!ā he shouted over the lake of screaming souls. āAfter all, my convictions were overturned.ā
Cardinal Pell was contacted by Peta Credlinās new program
āSky News After Lifeā where conservative men can continue to share their opinions, despite being cancelled by God and his woke agenda.
The Cardinal reported to be in good spirits. āI love the warm weather and everyoneās been really lovely. They even tell me Iāve been nominated for a senior position due to past experience!ā he exclaimed. āHowās that for a first day.ā
When questioned if he may be in a different location to heaven, Pell dismissed the notion, stating āThis has to be heaven, so many of my colleagues are here!ā
āI must admit I am a little surprised Jeffrey Epstein is here given the circumstances of his death,ā he continued, ābut itās nice to see a familiar face.ā