written off

[Red Eye Hero]

I’m about to fuck my van to collect the insurance any one got any ideas thinking of rolling it in the creek and blaming those dam kangaroos lol

 

[Pedro de pacas]

Porky will crack it if ya kill Skippy

 

[Deleted member cpr]

My shitbox incinerated a while back because the bracket that holds the battery down came loose which shorted the terminals and melted the fuck out of the electrics. All happened in a shopping centre car park lol

Truly, wouldn't deliberately fuck with insurance. As much as I hate the bastards, it's never seemed worth the risk.

 

[Gazza]

Fucking hard now cctv fucking everywhere

 

[Gazza]

I could use a van

 

[Red Eye Hero]

Lol its fucked 10K worth in repairs

 

[Sedge]

Cuz will get it fixed for you

 

[Gazza]

All the running gear fucked in it?

 

[Red Eye Hero]

Head gasket maybe

 

[Red Eye Hero]

And cam shaft sensors

 

[Gazza]

I just did my tranny in the wagon, straight to the wreckers $450 for a second hand unit out of a 08 bf falcon with 120000 on the clock. Got 417000 out of the original box.

mate has a car hoist took us 3 hours to swap it out gave him a nice bag.

 

[Gazza]

Sounds like an engine swap out heaps cheaper

 

[Red Eye Hero]

Cheaper to write it off Ill get 19k lol
Ideas welcome lol

 

[Indy]

Know anyone with a bit of acreage 'n a excavator? Or big cliff it could happen to go over?

 

[Gazza]

Quarries are good for that too

 

[Pedro de pacas]

sideways into a tree, doesn't have to be hard lol

 

[Gazza]

Problem with that the cunts will test u, I’m guessing u won’t pass a lollipop test. Need a pig report to give to insurance

 

[Gazza]

Leave it at a train station around your way surly it will be pinched or torched with in a few hours

 

[Pedro de pacas]

Why would the cops be involved ?

 

[Gazza]

If ya crash usually the cunts rock up to test ya