The bullshit and other off topic thread

[benn0]

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The "Snuffleupagus fish" refers to the Hairy Ghost Pipefish (Solenostomus snuffleupagus), a newly described species of marine fish discovered in the southwestern Pacific Ocean. It was named after the famous, furry Sesame Street character because of its long snout and shaggy, filament-covered body.


Quick Facts:

• Appearance: They are extremely tiny—measuring roughly 3 to 5 cm (about the size of an AirPod)—and are covered in long, hair-like filaments that help them camouflage perfectly among floating red algae and seagrass.
• Habitat: Found in the southwestern Pacific, including areas off Queensland (the Great Barrier Reef), Papua New Guinea, Tonga, and New Caledonia.
• Behavior: Like seahorses, their close relatives, they are masters of stealth. Despite their delicate and adorable looks, CT scans revealed they are actually predators that consume smaller fishes rather than just plankton.
• Discovery: The fish evaded scientific classification for roughly 25 years. Marine biologist Dr. David Harasti first photographed the elusive creature in 2003, but it wasn't until a team of researchers formally found and studied specimens that it was officially described.

 

[Gazza]

Put some fresh tyres on the wags last Friday, hit a pot hole on my way to work this morning

One rear is fucked

Fucking Murphy strikes again!

 

[MM2K6]

Put some fresh tyres on the wags last Friday, hit a pot hole on my way to work this morning

One rear is fucked

Fucking Murphy strikes again!

All I can say is FUCK MURPHY! he is a real prick!

 

[Gazza]

All I can say is FUCK MURPHY! he is a real prick!

Dumb cunt over here left the jack in the garage when I changed all the brake lines over, fucking hard to change a tyre without a jack, stupid cunt

 

[benn0]

Put some fresh tyres on the wags last Friday, hit a pot hole on my way to work this morning

One rear is fucked

Fucking Murphy strikes again!

reminds me of traveling 4 hours home to go to some appointments and was due a roadworthy, got brand new tires on this 1998 corolla and rolled the fucker because some caravan was over the white line and i ended up on the should lost control swerved back onto the bitumen it gripped and flung me into the other side of the road and made me roll 4 or 5 times. Kicked out the back window and crawled out. 4 brand new tires sticking up in the air and and trashed car. cunts

Was the neatest corolla ever and used fuck all fuel. Man I miss that thing. Tinted windows, perfect paint, air con, everything in the interior was in good nic. Even had a tow ball. fuck pisses me off thinking about it

 

[smileysmoke]

Put some fresh tyres on the wags last Friday, hit a pot hole on my way to work this morning

One rear is fucked

Fucking Murphy strikes again!

i put new tyres on. 3 days in sidewall puncture. first one in my life. could have cried.
turning it into the worlds most expensive tyre swing.

 

[Gazza]

Had a mint vx SS I crashed into a power pole shot faced after leaving the 19th hole.

Was a beautiful car paid 5k for it had 120000k on it when I turned it into a banana

 

[Goonie Goat]

Had a mint vx SS I crashed into a power pole shot faced after leaving the 19th hole.

Was a beautiful car paid 5k for it had 120000k on it when I turned it into a banana

https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/2002-holden-commodore-s-vx-ii-manual/SSE-AD-12765398/?searchId=019e8629-7fde-7537-a8f9-402f0818293a

 

[benn0]

https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/2002-holden-commodore-s-vx-ii-manual/SSE-AD-12765398/?searchId=019e8629-7fde-7537-a8f9-402f0818293a

maybe in another 20 years, if it was a v8 with low kays perhaps.

Could probably buy it for 1.5, swap the engine with an ls1 or the gen3 and get more

 

[MM2K6]

reminds me of traveling 4 hours home to go to some appointments and was due a roadworthy, got brand new tires on this 1998 corolla and rolled the fucker because some caravan was over the white line and i ended up on the should lost control swerved back onto the bitumen it gripped and flung me into the other side of the road and made me roll 4 or 5 times. Kicked out the back window and crawled out. 4 brand new tires sticking up in the air and and trashed car. cunts

Was the neatest corolla ever and used fuck all fuel. Man I miss that thing. Tinted windows, perfect paint, air con, everything in the interior was in good nic. Even had a tow ball. fuck pisses me off thinking about it

MURPHY pulled one on me once to Bro! I has driving from VIC to QLD in a 1974 corolla and on days 2 no sleep, I was so fucking tiered smoking a joint and hit one of them old reflectors on the side of the road, when I threw the J outa the window, you know the one's made of red gum? smashed rear Q panel! I was stuck!

A truckie pulled up smashed the Q out with a crow bar and hammer and off I went again! I was carollinging a long!

 

[MM2K6]

Had a mint vx SS I crashed into a power pole shot faced after leaving the 19th hole.

Was a beautiful car paid 5k for it had 120000k on it when I turned it into a banana

FUCK MURPHY!

 

[MM2K6]

I tell ya what. If one of us get this cunt named MURPHY! he is going to get a serious beating that cunt! if you find him I'm next in line! that prick is good at hiding and jumps out when you least expect it!

 

[benn0]

MURPHY pulled one on me once to Bro! I has driving from VIC to QLD in a 1974 corolla and on days 2 no sleep, I was so fucking tiered smoking a joint and hit one of them old reflectors on the side of the road, when I threw the J outa the window, you know the one's made of red gum? smashed rear Q panel! I was stuck!

A truckie pulled up smashed the Q out with a crow bar and hammer and off I went again! I was carollinging a long!

I remember, not that long ago, the shire was pulling out old redgum reflectors (because we are remote backwater of the state) on old back roads and people went and knocked them off because they where such good wood lol. They were on a trailer all piled up. A lot of wood workers got their hands on them and what remained they decided to donate to the school or mens shed or some working charity I think lol

Same with rail road sleepers with Victorias Inland Rail Build. The sleepers where piled up and everyone and there family and dog and trailer were there helping themselves to the sleepers. Turned out they weren't free coppers tried to do an investigation but got no where lol same with the reflectors

 

[Gazza]

MURPHY pulled one on me once to Bro! I has driving from VIC to QLD in a 1974 corolla and on days 2 no sleep, I was so fucking tiered smoking a joint and hit one of them old reflectors on the side of the road, when I threw the J outa the window, you know the one's made of red gum? smashed rear Q panel! I was stuck!

A truckie pulled up smashed the Q out with a crow bar and hammer and off I went again! I was carollinging a long!

Ohoooo what a feeling