Funny pet's
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An old neighbour of mine had a blue healer who used to get up on his roof a fair bit.
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Foot man
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Fuck his a beautiful dog mate is he a red nose or got a bit of mastiff in him his a ripper anyway
I’ve got a red nose cross mastiff lazy big dog fkd if he could get on the roof I gotta pick his lazy ass up to put him on the ute
She is an amstaff x. Dad was American staffy mum was American staffy cross American bulldog. She is a big sook. Our 9year old daughter and her are best mate's. Even as a pup she had the best manners. Pet's are family members for sure. Well ours is anyway.Fuck his a beautiful dog mate is he a red nose or got a bit of mastiff in him his a ripper anyway
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Foot man
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Yea mine is to mate Fkn mrs looks after him better than me
if he anything like my dog bet his good on the tooth my big boy has bad skin issues so we gotta cook his food tried everything but he just mutilates himself if left alone we have to head cone him just to do groceries and he still manages to chew his hind leg the $ I’ve spent on vets n shit still can’t get to the bottom of it they said after 2.5k in tests oh sometimes there’s nothing u can do vets are pretty much thieves
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, and went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'Fuck Off', the Rottweiler ate him.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, and went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'Fuck Off', the Rottweiler ate him.
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