The Alcohol Thread.

[Gazza]

No definitely not, I don’t associate with junkies or meth heads. Probably the most unluckily cunt to walk the earth.

Mum and dad both died of cancer when he was 13

He married his high school sweetheart had 4 kids she died of a brain tumor in 08.

Met another bird two years later he was divorced and she took half and he had a kid with her.

Went on a social golf trip a year later and threw another member off a balcony he was provoked, Irish the rotten cunt of a thing that died actually got him off the charges before he died.

Not sure what happened to the poor cunt after that.

 

[Indy]

Bugga, that is a hell of a rough trip, man.

 

[Gazza]

When I’m having a shit cunt of a day I just think of him and I’m like yep I’m all good keep fucking going Gazza don’t ever let no cunt tell u you can’t do something because you can no matter how hard it gets keep persisting keep going don’t ever be intimidated or scared grow a set of fucking balls and push on that’s how it’s done.!

I’m definitely getting pissed now time for another one lol.

 

[Ganja Kaiser]

Onya mate.

 

[Pedro de pacas]

When I'm having a cunt of a day, I think of Gazza going to work 5 days a week

 

[Gazza]

Don’t worry dick knob I’m working on it maybe another year and I’ll be working from home or other peoples homes

 

[Pedro de pacas]

Ya got no time to make any $$$ when ya working for some cunt making peanuts hey

Life if great without a job

 

[Gazza]

Ya got no time to make any $$$ when ya working for some cunt making peanuts hey

Life if great without a job

When ya getting some beefies ya rich flog might chuck in for one need some good steaks?

 

[Gazza]

Be a good fuckin do when we do finally get released from prison, porkys bringing the toot Pedro’s bringing the hookers I’ll provide the bbq and the beers and bourbon old fox can supply the pot Billy can supply the rum macca and old fox are supplying the boats and the bait I want a giant marlin or sword fish hooked up fuck yeah. Wonder if I can get that bird from the block Susie Taylorshe loves boats.

 

[Ganja Kaiser]

Be a good fuckin do when we do finally get released from prison, porkys bringing the toot Pedro’s bringing the hookers I’ll provide the bbq and the beers and bourbon old fox can supply the pot Billy can supply the rum macca and old fox are supplying the boats and the bait I want a giant marlin or sword fish hooked up fuck yeah. Wonder if I can get that bird from the block Susie Taylorshe loves boats.

I'll just bring myself? Yeah, I'm that guy. I just invited myself.

 

[Gazza]

I'll just bring myself? Yeah, I'm that guy. I just invited myself.

Everyone’s invited except bomber and puss in boots, they can get fucked.

 

[Porky]

When all this fucking bullshit ends, we are having a golf trip I haven’t forgotten, bring some nappies because counts are going to piss the bed when we’re done.

Fuck oath cunt it's on when lockup finishes!!
This is a quality beer!!

 

[Gazza]

That’s what I fucken love about u porky your beer taste is second to none. Same as soots he definitely knows a good brew too.

Fuck I love beer.

 

[Porky]

That’s what I fucken love about u porky your beer taste is second to none. Same as soots he definitely knows a good brew too.

Fuck I love beer.

Beer, rum, scotch I fucking love em all!!
Keen as fuck for some golf and a good piss up!!

 

[Gazza]

Needed a good drink tonight work is been an absolute cunt of late.

But at least I’ve got a fucken job I guess.

Not a bad effort tonight struggling to read my phone now so I know I’m fucken tanked happy farthest day boys got the mrs to buy me some more captain Morgan black spiced rum.

 

[Gazza]

Fuck oath cunt it's on when lockup finishes!!
This is a quality beer!!View attachment 15598

Where can I pick that brew up mate, need to sort the old man out for farthers day?

 

[Porky]

Where can I pick that brew up mate, need to sort the old man out for farthers day?

I got it at BWS but I'm pretty sure it's only out in NSW atm!!

 

[Gazza]

I got it at BWS but I'm pretty sure it's only out in NSW atm!!

Yeah that’s fucked might have to get ya to post us half a slab, o e for me one for the old man.

Do u accept cash lol ?

 

[Ganja Kaiser]

You guys like Bent Spoke beer?

 

[Porky]

Yeah that’s fucked might have to get ya to post us half a slab, o e for me one for the old man.

Do u accept cash lol ?