The Serrated Sledge

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Sedge

Baked
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Grow a set ???

Fucken Triple Puke.



with carrots, peas and corn.
 

puggle6

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*Sedge*

..starts crying. Puggle asks him why he's crying and Sedge says "my wife told me if I get so drunk that I throw up on myself again, she's gonna divorce me." Puggle thinks for a minute and slips Sedge a 20 dollar bill in his shirt pocket. Sedge says "what's this for?" Puggle tells him "tell your wife that someone else vomited on you and offered to pay for the shirt to be cleaned." Sedge is incredibly happily agrees, saying that it's a great idea.

Later that night Sedge gets home and his wife sees the vomit in his shirt and she's pissed. She tells "that's it! I told you of you came home one more time with vomit on your shirt I was outta here!" Sedge says "no, no, no. I was the one vomited on. The guy gave me 20 bucks to have it cleaned" and hands his wife the money. His wife says "but there's 40 dollars here??" Sedge says "he also shit in my pants

Ya grumpy old incontinent tnuc 😂

Salam
 
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